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Post by [PH]~Burle~ on May 14, 2010 16:11:08 GMT 1
i would like you all to know...today i purchased this book for 50 pence from a charity shop.after reading it i shall have abilities beyond our wildest dreams!!...hahaha. :note the block headed white man on the front.he is obviously a Ninja right? Attachments:
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Post by tank 299 on May 15, 2010 6:19:24 GMT 1
I did not know if white ninjas exist
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Post by [PH]~Burle~ on May 15, 2010 13:09:23 GMT 1
i think i may have been tricked into buying some homeless white man posing as a ninja's book. hows he gonna make me blend silently in to a japanese street?. and his head is massive and the size of a cylinder... he has a cylinder shaped head. d**n it.
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Post by uLcER on May 15, 2010 15:17:31 GMT 1
i have a book of him too, his fighting instructions rule
and he is a true master
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Post by [PH]~Burle~ on May 15, 2010 17:05:25 GMT 1
hahah.. i can't believe there are two people on PH that own books by this man..that is both too funny and a bit odd well i gave you all fair warning i am gonna be a ninja master from this book by the end of the day.see ya later fruity
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Post by Elbandido on May 16, 2010 10:05:42 GMT 1
At night, when i hear a noise! I suddenly go ninja!!!!!
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Post by [PH]~Burle~ on May 16, 2010 19:30:18 GMT 1
HAHAhehe ninja night terrors.. i solved that by getting two cats. every noise i hear i say 'ah...it's just the cats' and carry on blissfully unaware.. like the time two months ago when i got burgled! hahah true. now every noise i hear i think i wish i had a big bloody ninja dog.
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Post by uLcER on May 17, 2010 0:37:02 GMT 1
is the nail throwing in it too? and the different techniques like fire water earth ?
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Post by Elbandido on May 17, 2010 7:43:44 GMT 1
HAHAhehe ninja night terrors.. i solved that by getting two cats. every noise i hear i say 'ah...it's just the cats' Our place has been robbed too, 2 years ago. Not a good feelin' knowing that someone has gone thru your closets in search of valuables. The worried feelings dissapear after a while fortunately. We've installed burglarproof glass in our windows and installed an alarm. Helps to loose that feeling!
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Post by [PH]~Burle~ on May 17, 2010 9:35:23 GMT 1
Thanks Elbandido...it's already a lot better.who knew that burglers use back doors?..hahah and who also knew that people you live with would just leave them unlocked!..shocking.hahah we learnt a massive lesson,mostly that drunk housemates shouldn't be in charge of door locking. Ulcer,ah grasshopper ,you mean the bo shuriken.and yes it has them after we learn about the star shaped hira...also theres a whole chapter devoted to 'fighting like the wind' but yeah it has the elements training too.i can't believe you own his other book..this is like nurdsville.lol ;D
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Post by uLcER on May 17, 2010 16:00:52 GMT 1
my brother bought it when i was 4 or something, some pages are missing.... there is one part in the book discribing how to react like the different elements when you are at a cafe and you recognize 2 guys on another table planing to attack you. my favorite solution is the wind way: starting to talk shit with yourself like the police is after you and act like a lunatic so you drag attention on you and the bad guys dont wanna mees with you anymore cuz they dont really know whats going on but the final tier is something like "there is no fight" i understand it like reaching a mental status with neither fear nor thinking, like you get attacked and you react like the leave of a tree getting touched by wind.. but i dont know if its right also cool is the part describing how to fight someone charging at you while you holding a bo earth solution: stand tight with bo in you main hand, like its a staff for traveling. then BAM hit it straight under the chin without moving much "you are a tree, roots in the ground, unmovable" ::DDDDDDDDDD btw hayes wrote 6 books and was student of masaaki hatsumi
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Post by [PH]~Burle~ on May 18, 2010 6:26:57 GMT 1
I started off mocking this book somewhat..mostly because the author had a blockhead,but further reading is awsome.this man is a undeniably skillful person who's achieved the most amazing status that most boys and some girls:) dream of,he is a Ninja. I get now why Ulcer can jump round corners silently and take my head off in a single scoop,prior knowledge of this book! ;D Tread carefully my lil angels..for tonight i dine in Ninjaaaaaaa. fist of the northstar's got nothing on me...lol
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